We’ve put together 5 tips to help you survive this interesting but highly hazardous holiday and make sure you get home in one piece and with your wallet intact.
Black Friday is nearly upon us once again, meaning orgies of mind-boggling sales and hordes of delirious shoppers busting Jiu-Jitsu moves on each other for some 4K Flat Screen TVs, Xbox One Xs, and VR headsets. If you do manage to avoid getting trampled, you still run the risk of getting bewitched by the rock-bottom prices and maxing out your credit cards!
The fact that you’re here and reading this means that you’re not someone who leaves things to chance, but instead a person of action who does their research and is always prepared for anything! If on top of that it just so happens that you’ve already managed to save the world, rob a bank or stop a zombie apocalypse, then Black Friday is going to be a piece of cake for you. But just in case, we’ve put together a brief survival guide for this interesting but highly hazardous holiday, to make sure you get home in one piece and with your wallet intact.
Read carefully, it just might save you many troubles on Black Friday!
1. Stay home! You could just bolt up your windows and doors and stay at home digesting your tasty dinner, but where’s the fun in that?!
2. If you do decide to tread the stormy seas of discount seekers, arm yourself to the teeth with the greatest weapon of all – Logic! It will help you out in the real world, just as much as it will inside an escape room.
3. Gather your crew! When you’re wandering through large crowds, it’s always best to have friends with you to watch each other’s backs. You can always go at it alone, but not only is there safety in numbers, quality teamwork always brings you closer to success.
4. Escape all the Black Friday madness and come hide in our Bunker! You’ll be safe here. Well, kinda.
In any case, you’ll get to choose who you will be locked in a room with, nobody will be elbowing you in the liver trying to get to that last iPhone, and you will be richer for an experience that nobody can snatch from right under your nose!
Now, if your heart is already set on a particular item that you know will be a steal on Black Friday, by all means, go out and get it.
But come see us afterwards. If you are capable of surviving pure shopping chaos, then you are ready to test your skills in one of our escape rooms!
5. Have fun!